Friday, November 25, 2005

Team America: World Police - End Of An Act

I miss you more than Micheal Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that's an awful lot girl
And now, now you've gone away
And all I'm trying to say
Is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

I need you more than Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you more than Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He's way better than Ben Affleck
And now, all I can think of is your smile
And that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

(interlude)

Why does Micheal Bay get to keep making movies
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you

Almost a month after the breakup and analyzing my feelings I find myself missing YOU.
By YOU I mean Sandee.
I miss YOU.
More than the suckiness of Pearl Harbor and Alexander combined.
Yes. That much.

Why won't anybody take Alexander off my hands?
Is the fact that I'm giving it away for free a warning sign to people?
Really tempted to put it on Ebay.
Will pay YOU to get rid of DVD.
DVD, cash in an envelope, free shipping, and a note saying "thank you."

I honestly tried my best to like the movie.
It's just a sad miss.
It happens.
Like Gigli.
Ben Affleck's a good actor.
Watch Boiler Room.

So yea, new layout.
You like?
Finally got the comments up and running too.
Hurrah for trial and error.

If I tell you I'm fine, I'm probably lying.
At least my acting skills're still up to par.

The Random Quote:
"Wax on, wax off." -Pat Morita [1932 - 2005]

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